Telling an automated operator to "suck it and give me a real operator," will only result in it responding, "I'm sorry I didn't understand your request. Can you say it again?"

And pumpkin pieces get good distance if one shoots out from cutting board while cutting.

I feel your pain, but multiply that by having to deal with them using an accent different to one they're programmed to expect... (There have been a few which I have been forced to talk to using my really bad attempt at a Texas accent)

I learned I will have a new intern tomorrow, yay.

70% chocolate isn't all that bad.

I'd have to agree with that.

On a side note, today I learned that 5 vaccinations at one time won't make my 1 year old completely bonkers.... He actually tolerated it MUCH better than I expected.

that's why instead of having only one other option (1 for spanish) there should be more:
2 boston
3 brooklyn
4 cajun
5 redneck
6 jive

You missed the options for 'proper' Queens English and Yam Yam

i learned that my squeegee might not be long enough....

You know a lot of guys seem to have that problem... the key is to make up for it in other ways.

^^^^^^^ ^^^^^

So wrong. Yet so right.

How stupid I am that I keep coming back to this job when every day is worse then the one before it.

I feel for you Greg. Working at a job you hate is bad for your health and well-being.

Thanks Rich!

I have to get more serious about trying to find something else. If only I wasn't completely wrecked when I leave this place that might be a bit easier to manage.

Been there. Best of luck to you... that's one of the worst situations a person can ever be in. Hopefully you will be able to find another job soon....

Hand sanitizer doesn't stain fabric. And thankfully so, considering I accidentally squirted a hell of a snail trail down my leg this morning.